Anyone who knows me knows I like having money. I’m not happy unless I have a couple thousand in my bank account to play with. If it was within my power life would have a cheat code like it does in The Sims so I could continuously top up my bank account. Wouldn’t that be grand?

Since that’s not the reality I live in, I’ve decided to explore some alternatives to boosting my bank balance. Stripping isn’t a feasible option because I don’t have the body, prostitution is just too much manual labour and demanding a raise at work is unlikely to result in anything other than giggles.

So where does that leave me? I have to use my “skills” to make money and that means figuring out what skills I have. An empty bank account is starting to sound a whole lot easier right now. Hahaha. Sad, yes I know. One of the skills I have – or at least hope I do – is to write beautiful bullshit for anyone who is willing to throw money at me.

Does that make me a prostitute of sorts? Yes, I suppose. Will it make my bank account happy? I can only hope.

Testing testing….

Posted: February 25, 2020 in Uncategorized

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